Dicks. Nonstop dicks. Just 92 dicks doing their wacky character things. NINETY-TWO. It took me a while to count them all and I had to take a second to just... check in on my life. But I've concluded that I'm actually very ok with being a person who has curated 92 penis doodles, and if you're ok with being a person who owns a shirt covered in dicks, then I suppose this is for you.
This shirt is featherlight and its moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt is featherlight and its moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |