Dicks. Nonstop dicks. Just 92 dicks doing their wacky character things. NINETY-TWO. It took me a while to count them all and I had to take a second to just... check in on my life. But I've concluded that I'm actually very ok with being a person who has curated 92 penis doodles, and if you're ok with being a person who owns a shirt covered in dicks, then I suppose this is for you.
This shirt is super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt is super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 31 ⅛ |
| S | 34 ¼ |
| M | 37 ⅜ |
| L | 42 ⅛ |
| XL | 46 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 51 ⅝ |