What do you do when you want to objectify someone but you want to do it in the nerdiest possible way?
This shirt design is full of pickup lines ready to use when you're sipping Butterbeer in the Leaky Cauldron and chatting up a hot witch. Hand lettered and with accompanying doodles.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
This shirt is a unisex cut and fits true to unisex sizing. Women who prefer a tighter fit may want to size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt design is full of pickup lines ready to use when you're sipping Butterbeer in the Leaky Cauldron and chatting up a hot witch. Hand lettered and with accompanying doodles.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
This shirt is a unisex cut and fits true to unisex sizing. Women who prefer a tighter fit may want to size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |